Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"Marketing" in a few words...

Зүгээр л хөгжилтэй санагдлаа:

You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. You walk up to her and say, “I’m great in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. You ask your friend to walk up to her and say, “See that guy over there? He’s great in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. You get her phone number from someone. The next day you call and say, “I’m great in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. You comb your hair, straighten your tie, then ask if she’d like drink. You chat and joke with her throughout the evening, offer her a ride home, walk her to her door, then say, “By the way, I’m great in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. She walks up to you and says, “I know you. You’re the one who’s great in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

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4 comments:

Badka said...

First one is more like virginity. Second one sounds very gay.
Third is more maniac.
Fourth is too popular.
And the last one is for me. :)

Selenge said...

I like the last one

booyo said...

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Nass said...

Ha ha ha,

Bi eniig chin ajliinhaa marketing iin humuus ruu yavuulna aa. It's so funny!